The Works - A Complete List of WhackoCards

The cards highlighted in green are upcoming free cards. The non-higlighted cards will be release at future dates.

Things

Ode to the Louisiana Snowball Stand

Thank You for the Personals

Ode to the Misery Channel

Ode to "You Don't Send Me Emails Anymore"

Ode to the Louisiana Rag

Thank You for the Hurricane

Thank You for the Arab Spring

Ode to Talk Radio

Thank You for the New York Potholes

Thank You for the Bottled Water

Thank You for the Baseball Game

Ode to a Doodle Bug

Ode to a Traffic Light

Ode to Air Rage

Ode to New York Stickball

Ode to Ritalin Tin Tin

Ode to Road Rage

Ode to Shredded Wheat

Ode to Sports Rage

Ode to the National Felon League

Thank You for Fourth of July

Thank You for My Gastric Bypass

Thank You for Social Security

Thank You for the Mardi Gras

Thank You for the Beanie Babies

Thank You for the Class Action Lawsuit

Thank You for the Democratic Primary Debates

Thank You for the Fatal Mars Shuttle

Thank You for the Louisiana November Elections

Thank You for the Napster Site

Thank You for the Self Help Book

Thank You for the Skinny Fast Diet

Thank You for the Sunday New York Times

Thank You for the Telephone Answering Menu

Ode to Your HMO #1

Ode to Your HMO #2

Ode to a Coffee Pot

Ode to a VCR

Thank You for Obama Care #1

Thank You for Obama Care #2

Ode to Word perfect Number Nine

Ode to a Tuna Fish

Thank You For the Arab Spring #2

Thank You for the New School Year

Thank You for Obamacare #3

Sorry To Hear

Sorry to Hear Your Firestone Tires are Being Recalled

Sorry to Hear About Our Catastrophic National Debt

Sorry to Hear About Your Low S.A.T. Scores

Sorry to Hear About Your Vanishing 401K

Sorry to Hear There Won't be an NBA Season

Sorry to Hear Your Are Attending Law School

Sorry to Hear You Are Being Deported

Sorry to Hear You Are Unemployed

Sorry to Hear You Have Filed Chapter Eleven

Sorry to Hear You Got Caught Hiking in Iran

Sorry to Hear You Have Received a Whackocard

Sorry to Hear You Were Ripped Off by Ebay

Sorry to Hear You Were Wiped Out by a Drone

Sorry to Hear Your Name Was On the No Fly Files

Sorry to Hear You Recently Fell Off the Fiscal Cliff

Sorry to Hear Your Dinner Was Genetically Modified

Sorry to Hear Our Government Got Shutdown

Sorry to Hear You Were Seen Using the Transgender-Free Bathroom

Sorry to Hear You are Being Tried as an Adult

Sorry to Hear You Fell Asleep during the World Series

Sorry to Hear You have the Change in Life

Sorry to Hear About Our National Obesity Crisis

Sorry to Hear You are Attending Medical School

Sorry to Hear You are Having P.M.S.

Sorry to Hear You are on Jury Duty

Sorry to Hear You Booked an Italian Cruise

Sorry to Hear You Don't Have Health Insurance

Sorry to Hear You Fell Asleep While on Air Traffic Control

Sorry to Hear You Got Screwed at the Gas Pump

Sorry to Hear You Got Trampled During an Egyptian Soccer Match

Sorry to Hear You Got Shot 41 Times

Sorry to Hear You Lost Another Secret Hard Drive

Sorry to Hear You Missed Your Connecting Flight

Sorry to Hear You Were a Government Bail-out

Sorry to Hear You Were Seen Wearing a "Hoodie"

Sorry to Hear Your Credit Card Has Been Revoked

Sorry to Hear Your DNA Didn't Match

Sorry to Hear Your Pain Pill Clinic Was Shut Down

Sorry to Hear Your Mother Filmed an Anti-Terrorist Movie

Sorry to Hear You Booked a Cornball Cruise

Sorry to Hear You Bought Another AK-47

Sorry to Hear the Government Couldn’t Balance the Budget

Sorry to Hear the Pope is Resigning

Sorry to Hear How the Secret Service Got Serviced

Sorry to Hear You are in a Same Sex Marriage

Sorry to Hear the IRS Cannot be Accounted For

Sorry to Hear You Burned Your AARP Card

Sorry to Hear Your Name Got Trashed on FaceBook

Sorry to Hear Your Uncle Joined Al Qaeda

People

Thank You for Miss Manners

Thank You for Lorena Bobbit

Ode to Yasir "That's My" Arafat

Ode to a Graduating Lawyer

Thank You for Our Politicians

Thank You for the New York Tankees

Ode to a Gardener

Ode to a Griper

Ode to a Lawyer

Ode to Mein Nurse

Ode to a Plumber

Ode to a Sailing Buddy

Ode to a Snorer

Ode to a Telephone Solicitor

Ode to a Ticket Scalper

Ode to a Waitress

Ode to Collection Agents

Ode to the All-American Attorney

Ode to the Animal Rights Activist

Ode to the Fast Food Addict

Ode to the Good Humor Man

Ode to a Lifeguard

Ode to the Velveteen Rabbi

Ode to Yo Ho Yo Ho - A President's Life for Me...

Ode to Your Allergist

Ode to Your Dentist #2

Thank You for Our Senators

Thank Your for the New York Police #1

Thank You for the Personal Injury Lawyers

Thank You for the Taliban

Thank You for the Tobacco Lawyers

Thank You for the New York Police #2

Ode to Your Dentist #1

Ode to the Television Repair Man

Thank You for the American Truckers

Ode to a Pool Cleaner

Special Occasions

Happy Happy Valentine #1

Happy Happy Valentine #2

Gotta Get You Outta My Life #1

Gotta Get You Outta My Life #2

Here's to Our Anniversary #1

Here's to Our Anniversary #2

Have a Happy Birthday #1

Have a Happy Birthday #2

Have a Happy Birthday #3

Have a Happy Birthday #4

Have a Happy Birthday #5

Have a Happy Birthday #6

Gotta Get You Outta My Life #4

Gotta Get You Outta My Life #3

Happy Happy Valentine #3

Happy Happy Valentine #4

Here's to Our Anniversary

Here's to Our Anniversary #4

Here's to Our Anniversary #5

Here's to Our Anniversary #6

Thank You for the Dinner Date #2

Thank You for the Dinner Date #1

Thank You for Deadbeat Father’s Day

Places

Thank You for the Bigmart Store

Thank You for Mein Summer Kamph

Ode to the Mexican Restaurant

Ode to the Taliban Hotel

Thank You for Disney World

Ode to a Chinese Restaurant

Ode to a Garage Sale

Ode to an Airline

Ode to Computer Hell

Ode to Louisiana

Ode to the Carnegie Kosher Deli

Ode to the Modern 21st Century Bar

Ode to a Supermarket

Thank You for Kennedy Airport

Thank You for the 21st Century Beauty Salon

Thank You for the Louisiana Daiquiri Shop

Thank You for the Napster Site

Thank You for the Car Wash