1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Ode to an Airline
The flight at nine-fifteen was now taking off Only a mere two hours late I missed my connection in Cincinnati at noon I was left stranded alone at the gate
I told the ticket manager of all my sorrows He in turn was wearing all smiles A roach infected dive I found myself sleeping For one thousand Frequent Flyer Miles
When finally arriving in beautiful San Francisco I do say I was a little bit sore Viewing the scenery at Fisherman’s Wharf My luggage was on tour in Baltimore
They say the flying skies are severely overcrowded The flight schedules are just insane But the next time it’s time for me to travel You can be sure, I will be taking the train
