1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
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Sorry to Hear How the Secret Service Got Serviced
Sorry to hear how the Secret Service got serviced The furtive protocol has gotten me nervous I know now where my tax dollars are secretively going Paid and trained to protect our democratic nation The boys are stressed, they deserve some recreation Tax money, figuratively spent, for a good blowing
For overseas babes, it is nothing at all to scoff Every secret service agent, needs a little time off Everybody wants to be a James Bond Strict guidelines, one needs to compel What’s a few minutes in a foreign motel There are plenty of fish, for sale in the pond
Foreign babes are numerous, too many to count Show them your badge, a Secret Service discount Time to drop false formalities and pretenses Risking your life, the job does entail She’s just an informant, enjoy a little foreign tail Just include it in your everyday expenses
Prostitutes are trustworthy, a sordid affair they won’t leak it After being paid in full, it becomes a tight secret A night of great sex, with a delicious tortilla Taxpayers are pissed, though only one small faction They are jealous, they have to pay for their action Agents come home, with a touch of gonorrhea
Brazil streets are bustling, the future is not bleak Girls getting ready, it’s officially “Secret Service Week” Billboards announcing their imminent arrival The crowds are cheering, taxis blowing their horns Women are propositioning, outside green garden lawns Secret Service, needed for Brazil’s economic survival
Sorry to hear how the Secret Service got serviced Obama is upset, not at all a reservist Cleansing the U.S. image, takes time to devote Obama is fuming, his anger is blatant Obama secretly wishes, he was a Secret Service Agent Too bad Brazilian women can’t vote
