1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
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Ode to Your Dentist #2
You are my favorite dentist Your patients fondly call you Dr. Pain A stack of Reader’s Digest in your fancy office Is no substitute for a lack of Novocain
I think of you when I am smiling I think of you when I floss I think of you when I clean my dentures I think of another tooth, that I prematurely lost
