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2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
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Sorry to Hear You are Having P.M.S.
Sorry to hear you are having P.M.S. Your estrogen received a low rating Even the dog is suffering from chronic distress The family has plans for vacating
The dietician said stay away from the fries No chocolate, just plain French Vanilla Your revolting personality will hopefully metamorphasize To Mary Poppins instead of Godzilla
An inept ovary is the primary cause A transition has occurred in my wife I hope this isn’t a preview to a catastrophic menopause I better watch out for a sharp knife
Once there were long hours for our provocative romancing Sexy words laced with an insidious smile Your tongue now is a pointed sword lancing Sweet words magically have turned into bile
Your mind has gone blank like an empty septic tank The sound of your bones are creaking You need a little spice and a surgical device To keep your bladder from always leaking
So sorry to hear that you have P.M.S. You have sucked the life blood out of me A surprise operation was ordered, I confess A simple, and, total hysterectomy
