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2-Ode to the Misery Channel
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Sorry to Hear You Were Seen Using the Transgender-Free Bathroom
Sorry to hear you were seen using the trans-gender free bathroom A difficult choice, in which venue, one is to leak Down the hall, which is my choice of refugee stall? Can the democrats, reverse this trend of moral doom??
The guys will be meanest If you enter without a penis The women, will all start to blush Listen to abusive phonetics, When they deride your family genetics You wont know , just which way to flush
The bathroom choice, is all yours Obama has written on bathroom doors Another important step in Presidential Executive Action Democrats passed the litmus test Bruce Springstein left in vocal protest Use any bathroom, to your own personal satisfaction
You can be lewd, you can pander No cop will read to you your Miranda The bathroom is now, your home away from home Your anatomy doesn’t matter When you empty your Starbucks full bladder Take a Selfie, with your Apple, IPhone
The ladies room at the diner You will no longer require a certified vagina All is required is some make-up and lip-stick Enjoy your greasy meal Your sex is not necessary to conceal No need to hide away, your God-given, shy prick
