1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Ode to a Garage Sale
I read about it in the newspaper I got a letter in the mail Change your plans for Saturday “Come to our giant garage sale”
The dress you wore for the prom last year Will be displayed right over here Still showing signs of ketchup stains Sleeve adorned with Budweiser Beer
Toys of youth, from our past Sold for just a dime Hey, I know that sweater you are wearing Hey, wasn’t that sweater once mine?
Memories of love that used to be Every item, I’m sure has its tale The present that you are getting tonight Will be featured in next year’s garage sale
