1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Ode to a Ticket Scalper
You scalped tickets for the symphony You scalped for the Phantom of the Opera You got me into Carnegie Hall For a night with Frank Sinatra
Each Broadway show was handled diligently It was done without any clamor The last one performed most expediently A free ticket for me in the slammer
