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Thank You for the Taliban
Thank you for the Taliban, We admire their fine thoughtful position A radical variation of a bizarre, Disneyland Modeled after the romantic, Spanish Inquisition
See their children study diligently in school They just graduated to the 17th Century The AK-47 is their required, primary learning tool Studying suicide bombing, becomes, elementary
It’s the Harvard University of Pakistan The students’ futures, certainly are bright Only allowed to glimpse your girlfriend’s left hand Attend exciting camel races, on Saturday night
Since they are infants, drilled into their lessons Instilled with blind hatred, rows of sheep on parades “How to blow yourself up”, takes only two sessions In their warped minds, they are still fighting the Crusades
The Taliban men memorize their sacred Koran They long to push the infidel Israelis, into to the sea A well meaning, well thought out, sent by God floor plan Their goal is to eventually join, the 18th Century
Although your wife, will permanently be assigned At least, you can fortuitously claim a bunch An entire herd to you will be properly aligned Bring a new wife, by the time you go to lunch
In the Taliban, the women are trained to be docile For months, they may not open their lips Only to please, not to talk back, never hostile Male Americans, will want to order them on ships
In Afghanistan, the Taliban won the election They then invited Osama, a well respected, exotic guest They personified evil, to an extraordinary perfection A few choice U.S. bombs, then their asses headed West
So thank you for the Taliban It’s time to negotiate So thank you for the Taliban Send them Sarah Palin, to irritate
