1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Ode to a Traffic Light
Traffic light on 190 Of whom traffic it ties Everyday I’m late for work You are never synchronized
Turing from the left hand lane You were missing your deft precision I didn’t notice the pick-up truck It was a catastrophic collision
Traffic light just freshly painted No evidence of any car wrecks My pain has abated when I was finally sedated Honking the horn, while reading my texts
Traffic light, in court I’m due Talking on the Iphone is rude and uncouth Don’t contribute to city hall revenue Invest in a wireless Bluetooth
Traffic light have pity on me I’m just your average fellow Please excuse my audacity Add a few kind seconds to your yellow
Traffic light I wish you could talk I could have used some driving assurance You could have warned me about the pedestrian walk I have been dropped from my car insurance
Traffic light you are brave and bold A tech update was all you were needing In a flash my offense was told Your hidden camera caught me, again speeding
Traffic light I am finally elated Your arrogance has clogged the traffic line My driver’s license finally got re-instated I’d like to replace you with a red stop sign
Traffic light on 190 You’re tenure soon will end The maintenance man is coming to dismantle you And it will be fun to drive again
