1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Ode to Yo Ho Yo Ho - A President's Life for Me...
(The Bill Clinton White House)
We lie, we steal, we twist the facts For this we love to gloat Moral values we all seem to lack As long as we get to your vote
We cheat, we flirt, extra-curricular sex It’s how the President’s work gets done Onto my desk, where it isn’t complex Let’s get it on, flying Air Force One
Yo Ho Yo Ho-A President’s Life for Me!
The cabinet consists of all of my friends Hanging on for the political ride White water to attend, there is money to lend First clean up that messy suicide
My wife I adore, a tyrannical bore I’m proud, she’s always around My babes properly stored, I’m never ignored Thank God Hilary is now out of town
Yo Ho Yo Ho-A President’s Life for Me!
O the eight years selected, I’ve never been neglected I always get plenty of dates The press conference I perfected, too bad Monica got detected I’m beloved in all fifty states
Though the news was berating, it did wonders for my rating Until Miss Tripp created the breach Domestic policy I was creating, with a little serenading My love life almost got me impeached
