1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Here's to Our Anniversary #1
Here’s to our anniversary Let’s have a drink and reminisce It’s time to count all the nerve pills ingested During our ten years of marital bliss
You were warm, affectionate and loving Highly intelligent and obviously well bred These are all the reasons I married you Not to mention the shotgun, pointed at my head
