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Sorry to Hear You Missed Your Connecting Flight
Sorry to hear you missed your connecting flight Deregulating the airlines, a federal idea not so bright You have seven hours to be sleepy, resentful and mad It was on top of your list, an affordable airport hobby To develop acute sciatica, in the Charlotte airport lobby Although successfully bonded, with your Apple, I-Pad
You will mince nasty words with the airport Santa Five hours in a Starbucks, pacing the Gates of Atlanta While guessing which city your luggage is probably lost in Jet Blue has added for you an additional treat They have absolutely no record of your expensive reserved seat While your ass is firmly secured, stuck now in Boston
You must be physically fit, for travel today Short of breath frantically running, for Gate E, one mile away Another vacation day unfortunately wasted, because of United The ticket agent, with a personality of old leather Says the plane will be late due to inclement weather When in reality, the pilot and crew, have yet to be sighted
Your blood is now boiling, uttering comments quite callous After missing your connecting flight, with Delta in Dallas They offered you a passenger discount, at the Holiday Inn The airlines are fair, you will be duly compensated For the shampoo and water bottle, agents forcibly confiscated Endure five hours of torture, before, boarding may begin
Delays are imaginative, each airline have their own styles One hand to screw you, the other gives frequent flyer miles You have missed the last connecting flight, because of the snow Adding insult to injury, pay for a new set of tags You’ll be charged once again, to transport your oversized bags U.S. Air will provides a generous welcome, in freezing Buffalo
You are on your third book, turning to the last page Its your second Tom and Jerry’s ice cream, and in a mild rage You watched CNN on airport television, the last seven hours This senseless airline experience, the travel agent you will shoot You searched days on Expedia, but there was no other route Airline travel no longer is in, our own managing powers
Sorry to hear you missed your connecting flight Pop a few pain pills, for your abused back stiff from last night Petition Obama with an abundance, of letters and faxes Take your shoes off, let them x-ray your behind Get physically abused, on the incompetent security line Airport standards will never get raised, only your taxes
