1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Here's to Our Anniversary #4
Here’s to our anniversary I’m your third husband since you were thirteen You stated you liked the older men It took me two years to understand what you mean
You married me with all of my medical woes For that I gave you high marks of merit Like husbands number one and two You know exactly, when and what you will inherit
