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Sorry to Hear Your Mother Filmed an Anti-Terrorist Movie
Sorry to hear your mother filmed an anti-terrorist movie I hear it is up for a prestigious, Academy Award The “Arab Spring” might find it real Groovy Killing thousands, in the name of the Holy Lord
The United States is stunned and simply aghast They might even reduce the flow of foreign aid See agitators fuel the riots ensuring them to last For CNN, they will happily stage, another violent raid
The crude movie was sinister and totally insulting Only massive killing, can make them ever save face Any excuse for a little Arab Spring rioting After five thousand years, it’s the same old, stinkin’ place
Rioting students, skipped another, important week of classes Another week added to the last five hundred years Midterms are due, and they are rioting off their asses An early morning wake-up, in order to riot, with their peers
The rioters are just oozing from acute indignation Another calamity, another opportunity well bothced Ample proof, of ancient mindless stagnation “Lets kill Americans”, for a trite movie, nobody even watched
Look deep in their eyes, see only a complete, vacuous stupor Burning American flags, adds flavor to their jamboree Bring a sword, dress up, make this day super In America, they only riot for replacement, NFL Referees
Sorry to hear your mother filmed an anti-terrorist movie Cowardice and ignorance, for this region, has no dearth Sorry to hear your mother filmed an anti-terrorist movie Religious fanaticism, has no place, on today’s Earth
