1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Have a Happy Birthday #1
Have a happy birthday To the smartest man in the northern hemisphere You are in command of Webster’s Dictionary And earn a new Ph.D during every school year
Ten dollar words casually roll off your tongue You are eloquent and quite a punster All these pluses are substantial, my dear But can’t negate the fact,you look like Herman Munster
