1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Here's to Our Anniversary #6
Here’s to our anniversary Let’s fine dine and have a drink Let’s toast to those memorable, marital years And the arguments we battled with the shrink
The good times still outweigh the bad Romance will continue to be incessant My love for you will somehow continue As long as I stay on my anti-depressant
