1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Thank You for the Napster Site
Thank you for the Napster Site The musical files to download are free The recording industry is convulsing in fright No need to buy another CD
I used to gripe about poor quality The recording tracks were not listenable My customer days are now a finality Let’s hope Napster continues to be permissible
How about that new Madonna release? Or “Sticky Fingers” from the old Rolling Stones? Adding to my collection I neither purchase nor lease I need not take out any additional student loans
All that is required is a screen and a mouse And to have an ides what you are looking for You no longer have to even leave your house And waste a day in another musical store
I don’t even have time to take a bath I am way behind in my Geometry A.S.C.A.P. I have secured your wrath I only have time for my MP3
One thing sure, a minute to become a connoisseur Takes only a few short minutes to learn it R.C.A. may have a few choice words to say Just pick out your favorite rock songs, then burn it!
The record companies are up in arms Of their profits they are experiencing an impingement CD’s are quickly piling up in storage barns Is this a blatant case of copyright infringement?
So thank you for the Napster Site Is there something wrong with its present function? I won’t be downloading any Beatles tonight Thanks to a new governmental injunction
