1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Thank You for Obama Care #2
Thank you for “Obama Care” The lawyers are starting to laugh In your kneecap was a little slight tear Lawyers applauding, your hospital acquired, resistant Staph
You kept up your premiums faithfully “Obama Care” now seems to have been a ruse Your toe was finally amputated, mercifully Although your policy, was not considered “Meaningful Use”
We worried about the number of un-insured Nancy Pelosi lectured us, assuring Obama’s needed vote Affordable insurance we were falsely all assured Now we are all partners, in this non-insured, sinking boat
Inexpensive insurance gave the taxpayers a thrill Obama provided us visual entertainment He dulled our senses with his appealing “Stimulus Bill” “No insurance for you, sorry, it is called “Cost Containment”
Your cardiogram’s results were electronically specified Your heart needs an operation, to fix clogged little pieces “Obama Care’s” final bill will leave you horrified Blood pressure will rise, as your insurance premium increases
You saved for years, family health care was well provided You did not need “Obama Care” to treat you like a fool As the cost rises, decreased quality care coincided Find your ass in an expensive, high risk carrier pool
“Obama Care” will now make it explicitly fair One by one, each insurance company will eventually fall It’s a master stroke, watch the insurance industry go broke It will be fair, no insurance for us all
Like locusts they will swoon to the local emergency room Electronic Medical Records, watch docs document for hours By the time it’s your turn, with no bowel left there to burn Use the EMR, to send your abused loved one, some flowers
Who cares if you are rich, the EMR will make you twitch “Obama Care”, pretends dearly, to be your friend Obama’s resolve is firm, hope his presidency is just one term Our elected officials, appear, to have screwed up once again
So hold on to your socks, there is no free Botox “Obama Care” is rigid, consists of rules that will stick All it will take, a government induced, bad headache With “Obama Care”, you better pray, you don’t get sick
As confidence in Congress eroded, health care cost exploded “I feel so much better, our President has spoken” As lawyers continue medical suing, what is Obama doing? Our courts, along with health care, is terminally broken
