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Sorry to Hear You Recently Fell Off the Fiscal Cliff
Sorry to hear you recently fell off the “Fiscal Cliff” The Democrats will make your precipitous fall less painful Obama’s sweet smile will provide a swift needed lift Don’t consider, the patriotic tax hike disdainful
Frugal John Boehner will not yield an inch Illegal immigrants are all waving American Flags With trillions deep in the red, grandma is feeling the pinch College graduates, receive your diploma, wearing rags
The Democratic plan, is simple enough Keep the gracious voters poor, as governmental dependents Remove from the rich, all their superfluous non-sharing stuff Vote Democratic, as well as all your entitled, descendants
Republican unite!, stop this inconceivable voter stampede It is time to kiss off the valiant “Tea Party” forever As the stench of Sarah Palin, will one day recede Now the impossible; find a Republican, likeable and clever
The Government keeps your head, buried in deep sand Sunday football keeps out reality, while you are in a trance Join a government program, let them hold onto your hand As the astute IRS, jingle coins, right out of your pants
The “Fiscal Cliff” a man made creative modern fleece Only our bipartisan government, can equally feud and lie We certainly are threatened, to wind up like poor Greece So lets borrow another, two trillion, from Shanghi
Sorry to hear you recently fell off the fiscal cliff All of your hard savings, a quick blink and it went You can now join, a prestigious and prominent new club You are a proud card member, of the lost, “47 Per Cent”
