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Sorry to Hear You Fell Asleep While on Air Traffic Control
Sorry to hear you fell asleep while on air traffic control Both your wrists deserve a good slap You took an expensive pair of dice to carelessly roll It was only a leisurely, harmless, catnap
You didn’t hear the warning signals starting to beep Airplanes were flying in every wrong gate It was the best time to catch up on any lost sleep Last night the sandman, was sent home for a hot date
Five cups of espresso failed to open your eyes The amphetamines were used up last week It looked like a video game being played over the skies You were slightly comatose, a full stupor, unable to speak
It was the closest of shaves one receives from a barber The pilots were flying their planes all amok It resembled the scene straight out of Pearl Harbor The ground crew being coordinated, by a sleeping schmuck
Be thankful to God, let’s all pray to the heavens No casualties occurred and it is all that has mattered From out of the sky fell no Seven Forty Sevens The runways got saved, from all being splattered
Iphones and texting, two sources of distraction Leads to car accidents as everyone knows A bottle of wine will dull your speedy reaction Planes will collide during a little unauthorized doze
What plans do we make?, we all know what’s at stake Sleeping on air traffic control is sociopathic For the public’s sake, we must keep you wide awake We will open your eyes with photos, purely pornographic
You now are non-gratis, for your detrimental sleeping status Somnolence is a contagious state we all abhor The pilot’s distress was signaled loud, while lost inside a cloud The urgent reply heard in the cockpit was but a snore
Dreaming of bars, as pilots aimlessly circled nighttime stars It was be a wise choice to limit your intake of heavy booze It might be time for you for bed, with eyelids made of lead The airport, however, is not the right place for you to snooze
Pilots played finders keepers, due to your sleepy little peepers They didn’t know which way was the proper route The game was one of terror, a little game of trial and error The airport would have been served better by a boy scout
Sorry to hear you fell asleep while on air traffic control You led the unprepared pilots all adrift So sorry to hear you fell asleep while on air traffic control Perhaps it was related to your assigned, 24 hour shift
