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2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
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Sorry to Hear You Have Filed Chapter Eleven
Sorry to hear you filed Chapter Eleven It confirmed my previous prediction I read your life like a structured textbook All ten previous chapters were totally fiction
All your debts you intently accrued Can be donated to your expensive paper shredder You can walk away from the people you screwed As stated in your certified attorney’s love letter
Long ago in a far different time Bankruptcy was of lacking financial ability Now it’s as easy as one, two three, Poof! You have no more legal responsibility
So sorry to hear you have filed Chapter Eleven All you do now it just pick up the phone By honorably shifting your monetary blame Get an interest-free, fat government loan
