1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Ode to a Pool Cleaner
You come on Thursday faithfully And give my pool a cleaning You forgot to turn the water back on I see vapors now-it’s steaming
The chlorine you placed in the pool Was not a pleasant surprise The extra bag you erroneously added Is burning up my eyes
Your P.H. test was a little off Colonies of algae can be seen The water smells like a Louisiana swamp Jump in clean and come out green
The water level you didn’t check I went outside for a dive The pain won’t last, in my designer body cast I.V. fluids are keeping me alive
On a hot summer’s day, while sweating away A swim sounds good at the noon hour A bar of soap, with a secure safety rope Will accompany me into the shower
