1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Thank You for the Louisiana November Elections
Thank you for the Louisiana November Elections See the roads cluttered with colorful fliers This year’s contestants comprise another poor selection Choose from either felons of pathological liars
Watch the candidates parade on live television With trite yet memorable little speeches Then treat their opponents to a dish of derision While begging for votes like adorable little leeches
“Did you know incumbent Senator Hall?” “For years he gladly accepted bribes and welcomed all graft” “Did you know how he kept it all”? “Please vote for me, and I will accept only half”
Where are the last three State Insurance Commissioners? Making contemptible insurance decisions They are three fine parole petitioners Insured from making an early exit from their fine prisons
Edwin Edwards, Louisiana’s four term governor His shenanigans have finale become detected Louisiana’s finest, this smooth mouth Southerner Would have no trouble again getting re-elected
Weeks before this glorious outpour of voting From out of the woodwork the candidates do appear After these weeks of continuous vile doting Once elected, they promptly, disappear
The Councilman, a good friend of mine His political platform, it sure is a gas He’s always grabbing the front page headline At the same time, trying to grab a little sass
See the Judge, so self-assured So confident and so pompously elated His claim to the throne, will not be de-toured His stoic promises are all fabricated
Now the judge is counting his campaign fund Daily contributions will always keep him grinning Grease keeps the wheels of his annual campaign run Guarantees another four years of electoral winning
So thank you for the Louisiana November Election The next crop boasts of sparkle, mixed with boisterous pizzazz In jail they will get the celebrity red-carpet protection In a five star institution, better known as Alkatraz
