1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Ode to the Misery Channel
I got home from work and it is late I want to relax and take a shower Hopped into bed and read the T.V. spread Fifty un-viewable stations at this hour
The same re-runs from the week before I threw the remote at the T.V. panel We need fresh original programming How about the “Misery Channel”???
Enjoy the collision of the Amtrack Train When it lost its faulty tracking Here comes the party from Kosovo Their Serbian host sent em’ a packing
Visit the crowd at the Bagdad Café The atmosphere is resonating The suicide bomber is dancing away The dance floor will be soon detonating
Witness the hurricane in Florida Watch it continuously in digital slow motion Family adventure in the Middle East Is Hammas causing another commotion?
Let’s go to the site of the airplane crash Lawyers are the first ones there to show up The mystery is the high school of the week It’s about time that one gets blown up
Tornado warnings didn’t reach the Kansas Marching Band Watch the lightening rod cream the tuba Miserable vacations in a foreign land Another missing blond reported in Aruba
Relive the tour of Princess Di The photographers are already upon it The “Misery Channel” is to be cherished by all Click on, one day you just might be on it
