1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Ode to Collection Agents
I love all those silly collection agents They sincerely are my friends They send me lots of loving notes And call me again and again
The refrigerator in my home was essential A wedding present from sweet Aunt Lisa The collection agent just carted it away She was overdrawn on her Visa
The collection team just smile and beam When they surround me on the street I wonder what they are looking at Is it the Nikes on my feet?
I went into town on one hot day For a cold beer at the bar Peering out of the bar room window The boys were driving off with my car
I tried to pay off, all my bills I’ll never get accused of complacency The only way to survive in this world Filing Chapter Eleven for bankruptcy
