Thank You for the Class Action Lawsuit

Thank you for the Class -Action Lawsuit
A legal accumulation of self-serving need
Let’s drum up some effortless solicitation
An aggregation of pure legal greed

An innovative fraud is the Class-Action Lawsuit
The best sanctioned scam man ever devised
Oblivious participants sign on the dotted line
While the lawyers walk away with the prize

Lawyers flying like Hell to Blopal, India
Union Carbide had one disastrous leak
They scampered to locate every toxic Indian
Money is the universal language that they all speak

Implanted women with silicone are furious
Only the attorney has the potential magic cure
Scientific studies conclude their case is all spurious
But they can’t resist the lawyer’s attractive lure

My physical exam was quite thorough
For multiple x-rays, today I was sent
I want to emulate the man from Marlboro
But I reside in a private oxygen tent

I was fourteen when I first read the label
Innocently, I was started to smoke
I thought it was only a fairy-tale fable
The warning, just a poor government joke

The company’s advertising made me do it
The testimony is impossible to refute
Joe Camel is bad and the C.E.O. knew it
So join me in this Class-Action Lawsuit

The smoker’s Class-action consisted of chameleons
With our lawyers. Pit bulls on attack
Smiling lawyers walked away with their billions
I received just enough to buy another pack

Gun companies are guilty and liable
Without guns nobody would ever be shot
The theory is ingenious and it is viable
Homicides are romanced in every television plot

So sign me up for the Class-Action Lawsuit
The Supreme Court has ordained it pecuniary worth
Lawyers demonstrate a unique monetary pursuit
And receive ninety per cent of all that it’s worth

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Thank You for the Class Action Lawsuit