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Ode to the Louisiana Snowball Stand
While driving on a hot Summer’s day In this barren desert land I thought I saw an oasis before me It was the local “Snowball” Stand
The thought of cool snow on my tongue “Ten minutes is all I got” At work I’ll be late for another day So I pulled into the parking lot
Ah.. Wedding Cake and Bubble Gum Flavor favorites on my list I get such a high from the sugar load It’s a euphoria I cannot resist
But a pledge was made to lose some weight And I promised not to waiver But here I am at that Snowball Stand They just added, a fat-free flavor
