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Thank You for Kennedy Airport
Thank you for Kennedy Airport I have descended firmly into the pits Like “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” A raging collection of New York misfits
They care for you with full sincerity Politeness and adroit If Kennedy was voted the second worst airport I must visit the Hell that is known as Detroit
I flagged a cab in N.Y.C. “I’m in a rush sir, please no delay” The driver broke into a substantial sweat When I told him I was flying, J.F.K.
The roads have been in constant repair Detour signs were incessantly posted The traffic took one hour and half With no A.C. I was effectively roasted
The bag handler wore a professional uniform She was a courteous, six foot Brooklyn doll She greeted us with a few choice words Half bark, and half vicious snarl
She flipped those bags, I heard a crash I think there is something loose I was ticketed at eight to New Orleans My bags were visiting Syracuse
Inside the airport we finally got shoved I was filled with excitement and elation I was living a chapter in “Dante’s Inferno” Or a celebration at the United Nations
Jordan Airlines looked like a Mardi Gras parade The line stretched for a long city block Their flight attendant was of virtually no aid She had a violent passenger, in an immobile head lock
The J.F.K. security is always prepared I remembered from the last time I flew The Swiss Army knife got completely ignored But they made off with my sealed bottle shampoo
On the J.F.K. flight board it stated New Orleans Was on schedule, to depart at eight, that night Rebellious passengers were starting to revolt It was now nine, and no plane in sight
“Please”, the stewardess pleaded, “Let me explain Please no anger, hostility or malice There is a going to be a short three hour delay Or you can get to New Orleans through visiting Dallas”
So thank you for J,F.K. Second worst airport in the entire nation Don’t book a flight, or you will suffer the plight J.F K. is guaranteed, to ruin your vacation
