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Sorry to Hear You Were Ripped Off by Ebay
Sorry to hear you got ripped off by EBay Their brand of Capitalism is fair You apparently have gotten, fleeced in a new way There were only three legs on that chair
You now purchase and play You got turned on to Ebay You saw expensive nice jewelry from Minnesota The gold bracelets were all bronze The sellers a group of established cons The blender that you purchased, had no motor
Compete for a computer wire Make your bid five dollars higher EBay pretends to extend your basic human need Once again you got burned “Sorry son, there’s no return” To an EBay menu, a monotonous venue, you will plead
You bought a GPS from a New York louse It could not direct you out of your house The Gucci jeans, sold from Colorado, were made in China The Gucci legs were all torn Although claimed “To be gently worn” Five sizes too small, a problem the seller, considered minor
EBay feedback is your pride Keeps your computer eyes opened wide You don’t want to buy from an unscrupulous seller A bidding war is at stake It did not matter if it is fake Another piece of junk, just got added to your cellar
Your worthless EBay items eventually mount You will start a Paypal account Your counterfeit Louis Vatton luggage you will be re-listing You will pull all your crap from your shelf Sell them back to EBay all by yourself Fool another EBay addict, who is incapable, of resisting
Sorry to hear you were ripped off by EBay Perpetually screwed, you finally became unglued and wide awake Sorry to hear you were ripped off by EBay You learned at last , “Never give a sucker, an even break”
