1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Gotta Get You Outta My Life #3
Thank you for the exotic date Of this experience I can only recall a few We ordered from the romantic drive-in window You made me pick from the child’s menu
I questioned why did you choose this place? After all I had an expensive dress on You explained it slowly and compassionately You possessed a fifty percent off, newspaper coupon
