1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Sorry to Hear Your Are Attending Law School
Sorry to hear you are attending law school Be confident, defiant and self-assured Take part in this great legal renewal See that potential clients, will always get skewered
Each year boasts record admissions They all want their name up in lights Trained diligently to sue their physicians A graduating bunch of, amiable parasites
Remember the course on the Constitution We memorized each and every amendment Figure up, for the costliest solution And hope there is a deep pocket defendant
I took a semester on civil procedure For the Ethics section I must have called in again sick I loved learning legal search and seizure And how to make a false arrest always stick
The jury is an audience for certain Waiting for a theatrical Broadway Show When the trial starts, up goes the curtain With truth flying out the up stage window
I look up to and worship my professor “Convicting the guilty always provides me a thrill” For sharing her wisdom I must always truly bless her “Convicting the innocent does require special legal skill”
In corporations we learned about investors Fiduciary obligations are only to yourself After bankruptcy there is an army of protestors A good lawyer disappears, just like the Stealth
So sorry to her that you are attending law school Earn a license to lie cheat and steal So sorry to hear you are attending law school From now on, the truth you never have to reveal
