1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Sorry to Hear You Booked a Cornball Cruise
Sorry to hear you booked a Cornball Cruise You had a vacation week on hand, with no time to lose The money you spent was supposed to provide elation Cruising regulations were sadly, suddenly discovered faulty The once spotless deck, now became a little salty It became one colossal community effort, defecation
The captain entertained with his rehearsed “Song and Dance” If you wanted center stage, this was your big chance Our valiant Coast Guard, vacationing in the Bahamas With your Iphone now useless, send out an S.O.S. When the Coast Guard is sober, is anybody’s wild guess ? Feast on crackers with tomato, wearing your pajamas
Three days without power, adrift on the sea Lawyers are ecstatic, “A Class Action Lawsuit ready for me!” Lawyers competing for claimants and becoming frantic One hundred years ago, navigation was slightly better The rescue ship came, but the passengers were a little wetter Nobody on Carnival, rather be cruising, on the Titanic
Cornball Cruise is a business, its made to look adorable One faulty switch, and conditions are now deplorable Somehow eternity, has learned to survive human error Cruises will continue, the public demands them by and large Sometimes, however, you might get towed in by a barge A broken toilet, will result, in a night of terror
Sorry to hear you booked a Cornball Cruise Your next cruise is free, now isn’t that good news ? Cornball promises not to cause you another fit The cruise line will attempt, to atone for their sins They will provide you for free, snorkels and fins And promises, as well, a safer place for you to S….T!
