1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Ode to the National Felon League
You see them running a play action pass Of their tremendous physical talents, there is no tellin’ The role model today consists of a new breed of class Today is Sunday, time to watch our local felons
They catch a pass with the greatest of ease Ten million a year, that is guaranteed for life They run over anybody, whenever they please Then go home and violently beat up their wife
It’s now fourth down and two yards to score For ten months did they vigorously train A different game for the felons to explore Making a catch, of imported cocaine
Everyday for a felon is a two minute warning The aggressive personality, they must learn how to yield They must recite to themselves, confidently every morning The normal world, is not one big single football field
On your back wear the name, of your favorite felon Identify with his notoriety On your feet wear the shoes, of your favorite felon Signal what is demented in our society
It’s Superbowl time for the National Felon League Who will win? Are there any Superbowl predictions? It’s Superbowl time, police reports will intrigue Read the stats, for the latest Superbowl convictions
