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Sorry to Hear Your Pain Pill Clinic Was Shut Down
Sorry to hear your pain pill clinic was shut down Your favorite pain dispenser is no longer around How are you ever going to get your cherished meds? From your Iphone App you have ordered Your weekly fix of soothing Dilaudid The clinic has been shut down by the Feds
Your Superbowl party was all set Crackers, beer and of course, Percocet Your pain doctor had it well catered His chief nurse for your pleasure Threw in some Xanax for good measure The Loritabs supplied, by the strung out, incoherent waiter
Your bones ache in the dismal rain You need dire relief from this intense pain Reaching for the Scotch, there was something you had ripped Before you have a first rate royal conniption “Please hand me another pain prescription I’m not leaving the clinic without my sacred script”
I call it a predilection While others might say a drug addiction Add your name to the Rehab pain-pill roll Add a medical paregoric As your pills make you feel euphoric “Before you close, just give me my God Damn Demerol!”
Your Doc was making many millions In illegal pain pill wheelin’ and dealins’ He should have been a tad more indiscrete Be a charter member of Doc’s pain pill plan Leave with a pocketful of Vicodan After he is shut down, time to re-open, across the street
It’s time to experience Doc’s “Lose Pounds Diet” Once you have tried it, then you will buy it Doc is willing to fill each and every conceivable need Although Doc’s price is rather steep For a week, you will not need any sleep Like a car’s clutch, Doc will bring you, up to speed
It’s as good as it can get Choose your narcotic from Doc’s Internet No need to leave your home when you are feeling rotten A credit card limits the delay Doc’s monthly plan is only a mouse click away Choose Doc’s Daily Special, today, it’s Oxycotin
Doc doesn’t care if you’re not hurtin’ If still supply the pain pills, that’s for certain The Mayor is always in need for a pain shot Doc’s got every brand pain pill known They drive for miles for his Methadone For every imaginary ache, spasm or back knot
In my eyes Doc should be knighted Instead the Feds are having him indicted The Feds confiscated all his Valium, I was told Before all the cupboards are bare See if there is a Morphine vial you can spare You’ll buy all the leftover drugs which can be sold
Sorry to hear your pain clinic was shut down You will get your pain pills now, from out of town The next pain clinic will open with better protection Doc still has massive public support With drugs a bona-fide natural rapport I’m voting for Doc, who is running, in the next city election
