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Thank You for the Louisiana Daiquiri Shop
Thank you for the Louisiana daiquiri shop Each flavor is highly rated Sip on the ridge as you cross that bridge Reach the opposite side, intoxicated
“Triple By-Pass”, twenty-four ounces of fun Puts me in a suspended stupor “Good advice my son”, “Carry an extra one” So you can offer it to the thirsty State Trooper
So thank you for the Louisiana Daiquiri shop There are twenty- one that you can buy Drink them up, in a tall go-cup Each one will earn you a D.W.I.
