1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Have a Happy Birthday #3
Here’s to a happy happy birthday Another year and you are still very much single You have added a colorful tattoo over your heart Pierced your tongue so you can now mingle
Your hair is dyed with chemicals galore A spectroscope it can easily shatter Jehovah Witness you are eager to join Finding a male, is the only thing that matters
