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Thank You for the Beanie Babies
Thank you for the Beanie Babies So adorable and oh so cute I want to collect all of them The creator’s are quite astute
Give them catchy little names In a manner nifty and funny See beanie babies laugh at you As you waste your hard earned money
My collection still is incomplete Princess Di is in big demand If you want a Bill Clinton Beanie Baby Have a thousand dollars in your hand
One day these Beanies will be forgotten We will no longer feel the thrill Then it’s time to pack em’ up And donate them to Good-Will
