1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Sorry to Hear Our Government Got Shutdown
Sorry to hear our government got shutdown The republicans and democrats were unable to decide Another predictable, avoidable political meltdown Taxpayers prepare, for another expensive , inevitable ride
Watch the resilient Boehner pacing up and down Obama full of anger and indignation Pelosi perfectly portrays, the amusing pathetic clown As the wheels of the government, drive into stagnation
The taxpayers watch CNN with contempt and dismay They wish the politicians a short trip to Hell They wonder how the government ever got into this way And quickly turn the channel, to the more important, NFL
A game of political chicken embroils both political camps Majority Leader Harry Reid praises the Obamacare hidden tax No more Federal Parks, say goodbye to Food Stamps The solution is removing, our amiable, political hacks
The Affordable Care Act, the government can no longer afford Will only increase our present sixteen trillion dollars spent For years both parties, have nobly ignored Close the White House, Obama can no longer, pay the rent
Who is at fault?, who is to blame? Vladimir Putin is enjoying the show Whatever is the cause, it results in a government that is lame Obama preaches "Socialism is the correct way to go"
Sorry to hear our government got shutdown Both parties have exaggerated, been irresponsible and have lied With closer scrutiny, easier to understand the current political rundown Let's pick our next leaders, from the New York Times, Sunday, classified
