1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Thank You for the New School Year
Thank you for the new school year My brain is recharged after a lazy Summer’s rest After sharpening my number two pencils last night I got fitted, for a chic bullet proof vest
Sign me up for advanced Biology Speaking Spanish constitutes good sense Three students flunked the metal detector today I am enrolling in a course of self-defense
The boys will one day be gentlemen The girls to become ladies and steal the men’s hearts Life’s impression revolves around the tattoo parlor And who is piercing, the most body parts
The top social roles are the faculty The venerable leaders of the local boy scout troop Our history teacher quotes strange German literature At night, leads a barbaric, Right Wing, fun group
So thank you for the new school year Looking forward to graduation, and the joyous senior prom School is recessing a little early today Trying to find the location, of this weeks, pipe bomb
