1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Thank Your for the New York Police #1
Thank you for the New York Police And their exclusive club called “Billy” If you don’t speak English get shot full of holes Now isn’t that a little bit silly?
The squeezes at the Triboro Bridge Provide an indispensible service Since Guillianni became Mayor of New York He’s made the psychopaths even more nervous
The subway ride was a treat of sort The equivalent of being in a Broadway seat Draw graffiti on our newly polished trains Get a ball and chain tied to your feet
The taxi driver that used to stalk down the roads Must now treat you like a man If he’s caught trying to double your toll His ass goes right back to Iran
Take a stroll down Fifth Avenue A buggy ride by the pale moonlight Take a troll for a skyline view Make sure you can be identifies as white
Come to New York and have a great time A dramatic change has now finally arisen Come to New York for the time of your life Relax in Mayor Guillianni ‘s personal prison
