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Thank You for the Dinner Date #2
When I received your invitation to dinner My heart fluttered and vigorously thumped But after a few tastes of that Waldorf Salad I needed to get my stomach quickly pumped
The appetizer was thoroughly enticing The French wine was just divine The nest time you want to conduct another science project Why don’t you drop my friend, Lassie, a line?
