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3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
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Sorry to Hear You Got Caught Hiking in Iran
Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran You went ahead where your compass wasn’t pointed Next time plan a family hike, in safe Disneyland To an Iranian jail, you have been hereby, anointed
Illegals in the U.S. get free Medicaid Can apply for immediate financial assistance In Iran get greeted by a sharpened sword blade Get beaten, just like the student resistance
You could have hiked for hours, in romantic Yellowstone The Grand Canyon would have made an excellent choice Your Iranian hike received, a diplomatic broken bone Subdued in handcuffs, as the Iranians muffled your voice
Ahmadinejad will beat you with your own walking stick The Ayatolahs will denounce you as a spy A year in detention allows, Iranian propaganda to run thick Hiking now in Tehran’s dungeon, the years will just fly by
Hiking in nature ensures a sensual natural high Treasures of the earth, are there for you to find At the end of your hike, in a cozy prison cell you will lie To hike in Iran, one must be out of their mind
Iran is fond of Americans, love is shown in so many ways At four o’clock, they daily burn up our flag They entertained our embassy for 700 days With nuclear weapons, come watch how they brag
Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran Tough luck, Oh Dear, Mama Mia Time to develop, an improved, thought out battle plan Next time take a hike, on the border of North Korea
