1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Gotta Get You Outta My Life #2
We’ve now been married for fifteen long years We clearly beat the national statistics I deserve the “Medal of Honor” being married to you With your obsessive-compulsive characteristics
I tried to emphasize the positive side We would both have much here to lose Three things have kept us together these years Drugs, night prayers and booze
