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Sorry to Hear You Were Seen Wearing a "Hoodie"
Sorry to hear you were seen wearing a “Hoodie” In a split second you became an Oldie but Goodie Found face down on a lawn Race relations has raised the ante “Make my Day” for a vigilante You disturbed the sleeping neighbors, before dawn
For this neighborhood, it was the wrong dress code Now you are decked out, in a lead bullet load Next time, please wear a tuxedo The vigilante’s questions were answered all wrong He wasn’t impressed by you singing a Rap Song You should have stayed with your Skittles in Toledo
The entrusted vigilante had something to show The brain in his head, never had the opportunity to grow What he learned was from late night T.V. He rose to the occasion, with a gun and a Scotch “There can’t be a crime”, not on his “Watch” A tragedy in the making, no doubt, eventually
It had to occur, they had to cross paths Teenager dressed as a thug, meets an obsessed sociopath A polite discussion, each participant would refuse What was the cause? Can it be blamed on his race? Was it the “Hoodie” that was covering his face? Watch Nancy Grace spew it out, all on the news
Talking Heads will dispute this, questions will linger Each town has a vigilante, a friendly gunslinger Peace will come when everybody is hugged The Liberal is insistent, society is to blame Profiling is horrific, call it by every vile name The Liberal is a Conservative, if he/she gets mugged
The world was aghast at this vicious attack What would have happened if the shooter was black? Tucked away in the back of the Sport Section The world was trembling, no chance of ignoring A good story must incite, cannot be one boring Then blame it on, inadequate, police protection
News promoting a race riot, this isn’t a first The public loves violence, an insatiable thirst 911 tapes, who was the person doing the screaming? Scramble the facts, many versions to be played Lawyers are excited, there is money to be made With every witness, the story takes on new meaning
Sorry to hear you were seen wearing a “Hoodie” Shooting an unarmed man is the vigilante’s duty It’s no fun, if each one carries a gun If you meet someone filled up in hate Its not the time to initiate a lively debate It’s the time, to pick your ass up, and to run
