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Sorry to Hear You Don't Have Health Insurance
Sorry to hear you don’t have any health insurance To our trusted government we give to them our thanks Your trips to the doctors, a test of your bodily endurance Obama will take good care of you, as he looks after our banks
One can go broke, paying for your essential antibiotic meds Think of those devastating, sub-prime, catastrophic loans If you need an emergency Cat Scan , don’t rely on the Feds You better think twice, before you develop kidney stones
Citizens who pay taxes, can’t afford to get properly treated Illegals enter, visit the E.R. and then have the right to sue us Bonuses for bank C.E.O.s, our tax dollars are now depleted Healthcare is available, for Illegal Immigrants, from Honduras
With the federal deficit rising, the country is embrittled Worry about indigestion, and your wobbly arthritic knees Abuse drugs and cigarettes, to healthcare you are entitled Spend your money on crap, from the Capitalistic, Chinese
Sleep in the E.R. for hours, your gall bladder has rotted Obama makes sure your healthcare is no longer denied The doctor got handcuffed, he refused to fix your carotid After re-election, confirm Obama has once again lied
Those lacking healthcare, only comprise a small minority Vote for Obama, he plans to provide you some peace Eating a “Bloomin’ Onion” is a vital priority America is the land, of the entitled obese
Healthcare is a right, the fat middle class employer will pay it It does not matter, if your name is Mohammed or Bob The senators campaign, but for their own families won’t play it Voters win some healthcare, but will soon be out of their job
Embezzled U.S. aid in Pakistan, wasted billions in Iraq Our mounting Federal deficit, is one malignant, hilarious joke As every corrupt dictator claims, a personal monetary stack Pelosi says “Fixing healthcare, ensures that it will stay broke”
Sorry to hear you don’t have any health insurance What will you do when you must go under the knife? So sorry to hear you don’t have any health insurance The government must watch you, like it does its wildlife
