1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Ode to a Graduating Lawyer
Congratulations! You earned it! Here is your golden chance Now you too can pick and choose To chase any speeding ambulance
It took three long years of hitting the books You deserve out total respect Go out my son, and sue anyone For whiplash of the neck
Remember your next door neighbor Fred? Chain smoking was quite lewd There’s big bucks in those tobacco fields It’s time those companies get sued!
How about precious, old Aunt Louise She never included us in her will Grab some, of that golden inheritance Her estate will pay your bill
A law degree-is a license to steal Provides needed constitutional ammunition In McDonalds, hot coffee on a lap Will pay your law school tuition
Smokers are coughing, women getting implants There is plenty of potential suits to go around Where lawyers do mingle, come on - hang up your shingle In our lovely, litigious little town
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