1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Ode to a Griper
You griped about the wallpaper pealing You griped about the weather You vehemently complained loud and clear The grilled sirloins tasted like shoe leather
You griped about the diamond ring It wasn’t nearly large enough I should have known when I married you Your head was filled with fluff
I’m writing a book for single men Your biography I know will scare em’ You wouldn’t have griped in the olden days When a man could have had a harem
