1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Here's to Our Anniversary #5
Here’s to our Fifteenth wedding anniversary After fifteen years you deserve congratulations An outstanding husband and provider you are Even with your continuous, extra-marital relations
A fact we stayed together this long It’s true love, we both must attest You definitely proved you loved me for years Even if you flunked the last paternity test
