1-Thank you for Miss Manners
2-Ode to the Misery Channel
3-Sorry to hear you got caught hiking in Iran
4-Sorry to hear you were wiped out by a Drone
5-Thank you for Mein Summer Kamph
6-Ode to the Mexican restuarant
7-Thank you for the Big Mart store
8-Sorry to hear there won’t be an NBA season
9-Thank you for the Arab Spring
10-Sorry to hear you received a Whackocard
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Ode to a Waitress
Waitress Waitress where are you? You are young and you are able I’ve been sitting right here since a quarter to two Waiting for an empty table
Thanks for the table, thanks for the chair I knew all along it was in your power The chips and dip are wonderful But we’ve been staring at it for an hour
Waitress Waitress where are you? My hunger pains are alarming Nobody ordered that Tuna Fish But I’ll eat it because I am starving
